Oh man, right for the 'tell me about you' questions. Those always make me feel nervous. I feel like I don't measure up. But...

[He uses, thinks, considers, then nods.]

Well, first and foremost, I'm an artist. Photographer actually. Went to school for it and everything. I mostly do freelance work at this point, with far too many weddings sprinkled in, and I'm working on enough for a proper gallery show.