"Don't leave out the fact we were drugged by Russians!" Steve raises his voice only to drop it down to a quieter volume when he remembers his daughter is asleep upstairs.
Still, that definitely doesn't matter. Steve has never had good gaydar. The lights are on, but sometimes no one is home. Good thing he's pretty right? Among other things.
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Still, that definitely doesn't matter. Steve has never had good gaydar. The lights are on, but sometimes no one is home. Good thing he's pretty right? Among other things.
"Also see, told you. Muppet."