It's For Your Own Good

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Blind Date Meme



Let's face it, sometimes it's difficult finding someone to share your time, and your heart (or maybe just your body), with. Luckily for you, you have well meaning friends. Unfortunately for you, you have well meaning friends who didn't tell you this was coming. That's right. They have taken it upon themselves (and no doubt friends of friends or family members or someone else who clearly doesn't know you) to arrange a date. Without telling you.

That's right. The dreaded blind date. Which means now you've got to get through at least a reasonable amount of time with a total stranger (or maybe not a stranger if you're particularly, well, we can't say if it's lucky or not) before you can reasonably escape. Maybe it will go well. Maybe this will be the start of the rest of your lives. Maybe you'll get laid. Maybe you'll have a horror story for the ages.

No matter what plays out, though, you're here. Might as well see just how your luck is going to play out.

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon below along with any preferences. Then go back and edit your comment with the next number in order (i.e. first TL is 1, second is 2, etc)

2. Tag other TLs. If a character isn't in normal preferences, ask if they might want a date that goes poorly instead!

3. Optionally, get yourself a truly blind experience by going here and randomly generating a number. Then find the matching TL (numbered back in step one) and enjoy your blind date.

4. For more fun, use the list in the first comment for randomized date locations!

Comments

[seed_pilot]

Didn't RNG who I'd bring out for you. Bringing you this never been tagged baby Nida account. So I figured I'd rng location instead. Hilarious and maybe charming half-blind double date at a fast food restaurant? Maybe Waver's classmate wanted emotional support for a first date and was like 'listen come along, they're bringing a friend, you can have dinner with the friend at the next table'?

I love it!! Let me know if this works!

[ask_whydunit]

[ Waver propped his hand up on his chin. He could be studying right now, he should be studying right now. He had a paper to write, and this one was going to impress the professor. He knew it.

But, instead, here he was sitting at a table in the nearest fast-food place because Melvin had kidnapped him from the dorms before he could make his escape to the library. ‘You’re my best friend! Best friends support each other in their moments of need, Waver!! That moment of need, apparently, was some kind of date with the girl of the week he’d gotten smitten with. Since they’d decided to go to a fast-food place, the guy decided Waver was the best wing-man because he was but a commoner by comparison to Melvin. He’d know what was good!

Annnnd maybe this girl had a friend that Melvin agreed should meet Waver. The teen needed to learn to live a little, be an actual teen! ]

Uh... You’re here with Melvin’s date, right?

[ He finally asked with a small glance as someone stopped next to the table he’d snagged nearby, lifting his head from his hand with a sidelong glance to check and see if Melvin was alone still or not, which he wasn’t. Thank god, if Melvin was stood up they’d never hear the end of it. ]

[seed_pilot]

[Yeah, Nida wasn't exactly comfortable about this either. Like, Selphie had basically told him out of nowhere that he needed to get out of his evening study sessions and live a little. And that she had a date. Which of course was against Garden policy because wow they weren't supposed to be randomly off campus at night.

But worse than that, she'd somehow talked him into being here this evening? How had it happened? He doesn't entirely remember. Maybe a misused sleep spell? All he knows is that he's finished dropping off Selphie's portion of their order that he picked up from the counter, and going to the table she waves him to. And yep, there's the guy.]

Yeah. Selphie. She... She might have kidnapped me?

[He sits down across from the guy.]

Hope you friend, Melvin was it, isn't scared of a lot. She's a handful.

[ask_whydunit]

[ Waver feels a little bit of sympathy to hear that, awkward as this all is... At least he’s not the only one who’d been dragged into this against their will, right? ]

Ah... So she and Melvin do have something in common when it comes to getting their way.

[ He sighed, shaking his head. Actually, as the guy continued to describe Selphie? Waver gets a bad feeling these two shouldn’t have met to begin with. ]

No, he doesn’t scare easily. He’s too stupid to be scared easily. [ He huffed a little, shaking his head. ] As long as she doesn’t get freaked out if his health turns, then they’ll be fine.

[ And if not, everyone got to go home to studying sooner! ]

[seed_pilot]

Oh god. That sounds like a disaster. We've unleashed something horrible upon the world. Or I'd say that if we had any control over this.

[He sits down and unloads his tray with his burger and fries and shake. If he's going to be in detention for weeks, then he was going to eat well.]

Did you want something for yourself? I can get it. I've got a bit of change left from my stipend. And she... I don't know what she'll do then actually. Never seen Selphie in what she'd deem a crisis.

[ask_whydunit]

Hey, we unleashed nothing. We were brought here against our will. If anything, we should be counted among the victims after whatever mess they make explodes.

[ He offered with a shrug, hands raised lightly. His eyes lowered and glanced over at the food being sorted out on the table, and the teen shook his head politely at the offer. ]

Thanks, but I’ll get something in a minute. This is on Melvin’s dime, considering he insisted on all this. [ No point in damaging a fellow students wallet, even if they were probably from a different school. He doesn’t know Nida’s situation, and if he’s anything like him? Savings were important. ] And I’m in charge of ordering for both of us, since he’s never eaten fast food before. I just wanted to see if anyone would show or not first.

[ Waver’s a grump, but he would be lying if he didn’t admit he was a little worried his friend would get stood up. Rich or not, Melvin talked a big game, and he was a lot. Especially factoring in the rather big turn off his health could present. ]

Well, unless he hasn’t warned her- [ Waver would flip a coin on that one. ] we’ll probably see before too long.

[seed_pilot]

Don't say the 'e' word anywhere that Selphie can hear it. She might get ideas.

[Her specialty was combat magic after all. And a lack of restraint. Nida wasn't much of a mage himself. He wasn't much of anything actually. Just a guy that was going to be in so much trouble.]

Damn, I wish I was here on Selphie's dime. All she's paying me in is the chance for breaking our diets and the potential for a week of detentions cleaning the training grounds.

AS for Selphie, she might have forgotten about being told something, so I guess we're the safety net here?

[ask_whydunit]

[ Oh, that’s not comforting at all. ]

Noted: Don’t mention that word where she can hear it.

[ He doesn’t need that, no one needs that. With his luck, he’d end up expelled or something even if he had nothing to do with it, if only to get the riffraff out of the school. Lord El-Melloi (the first) would love that, he bet… ]

Really…? Well, you can steal some of mine if you want after. I’m not that hungry, anyway.

[ he offered as he pushed himself to his feet to put their orders in. Hey if Nida was risking all that, then he deserved some extra fries for this fiasco, right? Waver wasn’t the sort with a big appetite as it was. The teen seemed to live on sandwiches, mostly. ]

Yeah, if something happens you can like… Assure her that he’s not dying? I’ll handle helping out Melvin.

[seed_pilot]

[Military academies, they were a whole ass thing when it came to certain topics, weren't they? And Selphie was a top student in that area. Better not to trigger an idea in her.]

See, that's what I expected out of guys from your school. Really smart. And yeah, I might pick at it some. Of course for every half cup of extra fries I have to do so many crunches. I'm going to be so sore tomorrow.

[But with Waver standing Nida nods, his eyes immediately turning toward Selphie's table.]

I promise I'll take care of it. Guess it probably helps that I've already completed the first aid and field medic electives at school. She'll take it a bit more seriously. Hopefully.

[ask_whydunit]

[ If he smiled a little at the compliment about being smart, you didn’t see it. No one ever sees that he’s smart, aside from Melvin and their other friend Camus. Everyone else thought he was a waste of space in class.

Buuut the smile shifts to surprise at the next comment. That was more exercise than Waver had probably done in any combined amount of gym class in regular school before he’d transferred to the clock tower (and he avoided the combat training grounds altogether)!! Seriously, he’s 5’1” and built like a twig. Forgive his shock at the very idea. ]

That much for just some fries?? That sounds exhausting! Can’t you like… Take a break sometimes?

[ Well, at least one other person wasn’t about to panic or get squeamish about some blood, right? At least in theory… Waver still hoped it wasn’t an issue. ]

Thanks, that’s uh… Actually good to know. I’ll be right back, shout if there’s a disaster.

[seed_pilot]

[Dude doesn't even get who his friend is dating, did he? Nida chuckles just a little as he downs some fries.]

I know we're not in the blue and silvers, but you do know just where Selphie and I are students, right? We're Garden cadets.

[Which made them sorta military, sorta mercenary, and partially trained mages at that.]

So breaks really aren't all that likely, you know? It's intense training. But go ahead, get your food. I'll monitor for negative results.

[ask_whydunit]

[ Oh… That does explain it. Crossed Waver’s mind briefly at the explanation. Godammit Melvin and his fixation more on the pretty girl he had a crush on than important details! Now Waver was embarrassed, and there’s an obvious flush on his cheek as he responded with an awkward tilt of his head. ]

Melvin didn’t tell me shit… He just waxed poetic for an hour about this girl he met from ‘another school’ and then dragged me out the door mentioning she had a friend and that I should come along. [ He sighed, this was so typical of Melvin! He’s probably laugh about it later, too, if Waver brought it up… ] But uh… yeah, I heard a little about your school when I first transferred here. I guess that makes sense, they sometimes have sparring matches with our schools combative magics classes, yeah?

[ Annnd he’s totally making his escape to the counter, still a little embarrassed. The teen ordered a couple meals and an extra order of fries in case Nida decided it was really worth the extra exercises that Waver himself could not imagine. On the way back, he stopped to slide one tray onto the table Melvin and Selphie were at along with Melvin’s card, rolling his eyes at the very excited thanks he got from his friend. He just managed to dodge a one-armed hug thrown at him in an attempt to get him to stay long enough to say hi (give him a second you fiend!), before politely offering an awkward introduction to Selphie that he would have given anyway. Once that was out of the way, he made his escape and set things down at their table with an exhausted sigh. ]

Well they seem to be enjoying themselves, you were right about them being alike. Sorry for the wait.

[seed_pilot]

[Oh, now Nida's chuckling. How could he not? This guy is in over his head isn't he? Because Garden students may not be as magically versatile in some ways, they sure knew how to hide the bodies if it came to it.]

Yeah. The competent upperclassmen do that sometimes. I haven't been. Selphie's good enough for it though.

[But then the guy is gone and Nida can lay into his burger without talking with his mouth full. Which, you know, fun.]

No problem. I got to eat some.

[ask_whydunit]

Hm… Maybe that’s how Melvin knows her then, if she’s ever been to one of them.

[ Waver felt the flush deepen at Nida’s chuckling. Because, yeah, he’s in way over his head here! Way over it! Not that it’s new. He really didn’t realize what he was getting into when he transferred to his current school, let alone when he let himself get dragged out of his dorm earlier. Honestly, that was a trend that would continue through his life. He’s glad, at least, that he got a chance to school his emotions again a bit while retrieving the food, mentally slapping himself for not wrangling Melvin into telling him a little more before now.

Sitting back down, he unwrapped his burger and set the fries in the center of the table. ]

Oh, good. You don’t have to stop for me. I don’t mind if you want to focus on the food for a bit. They’re probably going to be awhile and fries suck when they get cold.

[ He added, before taking a bite of his burger. Waver, at this point, is a lot less refined than most mages. He hadn’t been brought up in a traditional setting, and he certainly wasn’t as high society as people like Melvin were. ]

[seed_pilot]

[Nida just smiles as Waver processes it all. And he keeps eating. It's really good to get something that isn't specifically engineered to make them really good warriors or some bullshit. He didn't want that. Didn't need that actually. Sometimes he just needed to be a teenager trying to get his feet under him.]

Fries are the worst cold. And I don't exactly have an oven to reheat them, you know? Burgers, less bad cold. Why is that you think?

[ask_whydunit]

[ Snagging one at the thought, he shrugged. ] I think it has something to do with the way the starch in potatoes reacts to temperature. When it’s at a high temperature, the starches absorb moisture and expand a bit so they get fluffy and crisp. Then, as it cools down, the moisture is drawn out of the starches. The texture changes to something more soggy and gritty. [ He offered a small shrug, finishing off the currently crispy potato. ] So less good.

We don’t have ovens in our dorms either. Well, not the less expensive dorms ones, anyway. I think a few students have like, end up renovating theirs. [ The rich kids. ] So no point in bringing back leftovers to reheat.

[seed_pilot]

Well damn. That's really good science there. I never would have thought about it, but it makes proper sense.

[He actually has to chuckle because it's really good rational.]

The cadets at Garden don't even get to have private rooms. I'm in a double actually. They say that full SeeDs sometimes get kitchenettes. That would be pretty cool.

[ask_whydunit]

Yeah? The Clock Tower dormitories are all divided into separate rooms. So even if the lower cost ones are pretty small, at least there’s privacy. [ His was just big enough for his bed and some space for storing his books and desk. It was definitely better than having to worry about getting a bad roommate, though. ] Not that it stops Melvin from letting himself in whenever he wants.

I don’t know much about SeeDs. A full kitchen would be pretty great to work up to, though. How far are you from something like that?

[seed_pilot]

[Oh boy. Nida winces at the very suggestion that he might ever make a SeeD rank. It seemed unlikely.]

I can take the test this fall, but I don't know that I'll make it. I'm not the most impressive student, even though I've been there for long.

[ask_whydunit]

[ Waver hummed, focusing on his burger for a moment. He can relate to not being the most impressive… but he’s a firm believer that you just keep practicing and figuring out how to make up for the things people see as a weakness. It’s… something of a delusion as far as mage society goes, but he’s a long way from accepting those particular truths about his own potential. ]

Just because you’re not the most impressive student doesn’t mean you can’t do it, though. You just need to work on it, right? Focus on the things you can improve on in the meantime and stuff. If you don’t make it this fall, do you try again, or…?

[seed_pilot]

[Yeah, but that's just how things go at Garden. You make it or you don't. And Nida was still worried he was going to be in the realm of 'don't.']

Honestly, I'll get another chance next year, But after that, if I still don't make it? Well, then I'll just have to find new work. That's what happens with Garden. Suppose I could go into the military.

[ask_whydunit]

So two chances… Well, if you don’t make it this year, then you’ll know what you need to improve on for next. You get the experience and the next try.

[ Waver was of the mind that any learning experience was valuable, as long as one used it as a guide and worked ways to improve to make up for what you lacked. The subject of many an argument in his class, really.

The military, huh…? Waver guessed that was a logical second choice, considering the school Nida was going to. ]

I guess with your background at Garden, it would be a good backup plan if you end up needing it.

[ Backup plans are smart. Waver should have had one of those he was willing to pursue. Alas. He’s stubborn as hell. ]

[seed_pilot]

[Nida shrugs. With the way Exams were structured, the practical parts of them at least, it wasn't likely that he'd know what he needed to improve at all. Just a general 'do better'. But that was what it was and he'd just have to accept it.]

I'm actually not a big fan of the backup plan. I don't like the idea of the military. It doesn't have the potential to help people the same way. Though I suppose if helping people was what I wanted, I could have tried to leave Garden a while ago.

[And it was all he knew so that wasn't likely at all.]

[ask_whydunit]

[ Waver couldn’t blame him for that, again… He didn’t have a backup plan. He’d decided he was going to be a great mage, and that was that. He did realize he had his work cut out for him, at least compared to his classmates… But he wasn’t about to let ‘the way things were’ discourage him… yet. ]

So, the only thing to do is to try to make sure you pass on at least one of your two attempts. Is there some part of it that you’re less sure of being able to pass with?

[ It was clear Nida had dedicated himself towards the goal, if his diet and exercise routine were anything to go by. ]

[seed_pilot]

[It was brave of him, not to let it all discourage him. But Nida? Fuck. He'd been mediocre with no one to believe in him for so long that it was hard to find the strength to believe in himself.]

I'm not the greatest with magic, so that doesn't help me. I also sorta... I lack presence? You wouldn't think that was something mercenaries need, but it really is.