It's For Your Own Good

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Blind Date Meme



Let's face it, sometimes it's difficult finding someone to share your time, and your heart (or maybe just your body), with. Luckily for you, you have well meaning friends. Unfortunately for you, you have well meaning friends who didn't tell you this was coming. That's right. They have taken it upon themselves (and no doubt friends of friends or family members or someone else who clearly doesn't know you) to arrange a date. Without telling you.

That's right. The dreaded blind date. Which means now you've got to get through at least a reasonable amount of time with a total stranger (or maybe not a stranger if you're particularly, well, we can't say if it's lucky or not) before you can reasonably escape. Maybe it will go well. Maybe this will be the start of the rest of your lives. Maybe you'll get laid. Maybe you'll have a horror story for the ages.

No matter what plays out, though, you're here. Might as well see just how your luck is going to play out.

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon below along with any preferences. Then go back and edit your comment with the next number in order (i.e. first TL is 1, second is 2, etc)

2. Tag other TLs. If a character isn't in normal preferences, ask if they might want a date that goes poorly instead!

3. Optionally, get yourself a truly blind experience by going here and randomly generating a number. Then find the matching TL (numbered back in step one) and enjoy your blind date.

4. For more fun, use the list in the first comment for randomized date locations!

Comments

[burning_youth]

I started as a busboy. I'm a waiter now. Better pay, more stupidity.

[It's something he adjusted to, but it means dating was harder to go about.]

Resting bitch face.

[dead_tongue]

Oh, that's good. At least you can get tips!

That doesn't mean you're not nice, though. Unless you're gonna tell me that you're actually a total jerk?

[burning_youth]

Yeah. Though plenty of people aren't big tippers.

[He shakes his head at the idea that he's a total jerk.]

No. I just don't suffer assholes.

[dead_tongue]

True.

Oh, well, that's probably fine then. You're very intense. People tell you that a lot? [Just... so cheerful.]

[burning_youth]

Yeah. It's a thing.

[He sighs, like he's frustrated by that. Like he doesn't know entirely how to escape that.]

I do try, most of the time.

[dead_tongue]

It's not bad to be intense. Don't worry, I'm a Scorpio, you don't scare me.

[burning_youth]

[That earns a chuckle because he can't fathom what that has to do with anything. And it does bring a genuine smile to his face.]

Brave enough to face the unknown?

[dead_tongue]

The unknown is only unknown if you don't explore it.

[That smile does wonders for his face, Iggy thinks.]

[burning_youth]

[Well now that's a point. He laughs in delight to hear that. The guy really does have a good bit of wit.]

And you're ready to explore?

[dead_tongue]

Always. I come from a long line of explorers.

[burning_youth]

Really?

[He chuckles as he shakes his head.]

I would think it's dangerous.

[dead_tongue]

Really!

Do you think I'm dangerous?

[burning_youth]

[What? That has Warren frowning.]

Why would I think you're dangerous?

[dead_tongue]

Exactly. So you can explore me without worry!

[burning_youth]

[Warren has to laugh at that.]

And what if I'm the dangerous one here?

[dead_tongue]

You don't seem very dangerous.

[burning_youth]

[Warren chuckles and shakes his head.]

Well, you don't know me well yet. But maybe I've got surprises that people might assume is dangerous around me.

[dead_tongue]

Like what?

[burning_youth]

[The fire of the candle on the table leaps higher.]

That's a good question.

[dead_tongue]

Oh, Jesus! Did you see that?!

[Yeah, he's... not catching on.]

[burning_youth]

Yeah. I did.

[Warren doesn't mess with the fire anymore.]

So, anything on the menu look good?

[dead_tongue]

Weird.

[He looks around, half expecting a ghost. But there's nothing.]

Oh! Uhm. Gosh, what would you recommend?

[burning_youth]

Honestly, the whole menu is pretty great. I love this place. I know the owners. If you want, I could ask for a sampler. They don't normally do that.

[dead_tongue]

Well, who am I to say no to that?

[burning_youth]

[Warren smiles at that. He knows the guy should enjoy it.]

Alright. Then let me just get the server.