It's For Your Own Good

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Blind Date Meme



Let's face it, sometimes it's difficult finding someone to share your time, and your heart (or maybe just your body), with. Luckily for you, you have well meaning friends. Unfortunately for you, you have well meaning friends who didn't tell you this was coming. That's right. They have taken it upon themselves (and no doubt friends of friends or family members or someone else who clearly doesn't know you) to arrange a date. Without telling you.

That's right. The dreaded blind date. Which means now you've got to get through at least a reasonable amount of time with a total stranger (or maybe not a stranger if you're particularly, well, we can't say if it's lucky or not) before you can reasonably escape. Maybe it will go well. Maybe this will be the start of the rest of your lives. Maybe you'll get laid. Maybe you'll have a horror story for the ages.

No matter what plays out, though, you're here. Might as well see just how your luck is going to play out.

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon below along with any preferences. Then go back and edit your comment with the next number in order (i.e. first TL is 1, second is 2, etc)

2. Tag other TLs. If a character isn't in normal preferences, ask if they might want a date that goes poorly instead!

3. Optionally, get yourself a truly blind experience by going here and randomly generating a number. Then find the matching TL (numbered back in step one) and enjoy your blind date.

4. For more fun, use the list in the first comment for randomized date locations!

Comments

Nick Nelson | Heartstopper | OTA | Voice Testing

[biactually]

[Either m/m or m/f is welcome and good with him. Soft boy, good for 15-18 ranges.]

Caroline Forbes | Vampire Diaries Universe

[insistent]

[Open to M/F and potentially F/F. appears late teens but is up to mid-late 30s in spinoff canon materials.]

Steve Harrington | Stranger Things | 27

[babysitters_club]

[Open to m/f or m/m, though no romantic Stobin or Stancy. 18-20s range, can age up. Voice testing. Absolutely happy to have a disaster date]

Joshua Rosfield || Final Fantasy XVI

[phoenixawakened]

[M/f - m/m for awkward. Good with anyone 21+, put up to this by a well meaning older brother and his silver haired girl.]

Leon || KIngdom Hearts

[heartofalion]

[M/f or m/m is fine! Good with 21+. Leon was put up to this by Aerith or Yuffie stating that he 'needs a social life'.]

Terra | Kingdom Hearts

[orangewayfinder]

[M/f or m/m. Good with 21+, and was definitely put up to this by Aqua.]

Noctis || Final Fantasy XV

[fatedsacrifice]

[M/f or m/m. Good with 21+, and was definitely put up to this by one of his guys.]

Seifer Almasy | FFVIII | 32

[cross_swords]

[m/m or m/f welcome, 18+ welcome as I can age him up. This was either the brain child of Selphie, or something he found a way to set himself up for because Seifer's chaotic like that.]

Nida | FF8 | 33

[seed_pilot]

[m/m for serious, m/f for hilarious, 16+, can adapt him to any age range I need. Definitely Selphie or Xu behind this, and he didn't even see it coming]

Zack Fair | FF7 | 34

[legacy_blade]

[Anyone welcome. Age is around 17-21 for younger Zack, mid-20s plus for older. Definitely this is the fault of a Turk. Any Turk. Take your pick.]

Teddy Altman/Hulkling | Marvel Comics | 35

[hybrid_prince]

[m/m only please. Happy to still have disaster dates. 16-19 for sweet young guy, 20+ also available if a character needs that. As a note, you can also request 'Emperor mode' for a nice space king just trying to find some romance.]

Mark Bryant | Bright Sessions | 36

[atypical_echo]

[m/f or m/m welcomed, is 29, so anyone from about 24 to late thirties would be acceptable. The date will likely be awkward as Mark's just a lovely, sweet, genuine disaster.]

Pietro Maximoff | MCU | 37

[quick_sass]

[m/f, m/m, m/anything is really good with him. Probably a bit more shy around men due to cultural norms back home. 21+ desired. And no, he's not dead dammit.]

Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy XV

[faithfulsupport]

[M/m preferred, but m/f is okay too! 21+. Ignis was definitely put up to this no doubt by Prompto or even Noct.]

Dion Lesage || Final Fantasy XVI

[forsanbreque]

[M/m for serious stuff, m/f for shenanigans. Good with anyone 21+, and he was put up to this by his fellow Dragoons.]

[heavenlyhonour]

[M/m for serious stuff, m/f for shenanigans. Good with anyone 21+, probably put up to this by any of the other three Firsts.]

Sleeper | Venom/Marvel Comics | 1 or roll yourself (here for laughs)

[definecat]

[Sleeper is aro/ace/agender as I play them, so actual relationships are highly unlikely. They're Venom's youngest spawn, most likely to be feline-shaped, and very sarcastic. But if you want a very strange pairing, they're your being.]

Selphie Tilmitt | Final Fantasy 8 | 9

[boomchucka]

[m/f preferred. Pick your poison! We have an au!Selphie who is in her late 20s sporting a pair of braids and some otherworldly experiences, or you can have Vanilla!Selphie. As she's usually the one doing the setting up, she's a bit surprised by this turn of events.]

Ignatius "Iggy" Melville | OC

[dead_tongue]

[Artist, sex worker, and former spirit medium! He's just a little ray of sunshine and dumbassery. M/M for realsies, M/F for shenanigans. Absolute disaster dates encouraged. Can adapt to any era. Prose or brackets, whatever you dig.]

Tifa Lockhart | FF7r | OTA, W/W loved

[sonicstriker]

[ Romantic, fail, and platonic all welcome! If you want to upset her quickly, focus on her boobs and whatever fantasies you have about her. If you want to win her over, have deep conversations and show what you care about in life. And probably don't mention her boobs.

She either agreed to this because Jessie and Biggs wanted her to meet someone nice, or someone put her up to it and she was too nice to back out last minute.

m/f or f/f. 18-23 is probably going to go best, but she will date or FWB older people if it's agreed upon this won't be a long term life partner situation. ]